I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

Karl Pilkington
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More Quotes By Karl Pilkington
  1. I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

  2. It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

  3. The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

  4. I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

  5. They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

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